For the dickhead in you.

You need 3 Bruce Lees doing Kung Fu on a mahjong set?

No place in the world like it.

Totally not sure what was lost in translation here.

I’m down with the ancient traditions.

Far be it from these guys to simplify the product line.

UPDATE: They move those cards around and it moves players on the screen. Watching this is madness.

A total boon, completely out of the blue.

How they roll.

Tasty.

Spectacular.

While I’m not keen to go down the “isn’t it hilarious how they get the words wrong” route, seriously, just look at it.